I have a cousin who lives in Kansas. He posted a status on Facebook today that he and his wife were having date night in Manhattan and asked about a Thai restaurant. To which I replied:
“Hey, it may be something you wind up loving! Go for it! And Mitch, Aunt Terry’s son, is playing a gig at Slattery’s Midtown Pub at 8:30 tonight. I was trying to go, but I’m not able to make it. How long are you in town for?”
His reply? “I meant Manhattan Kansas.”
So, people. You are about to get a geography lesson here. What did you guess? Because there is not just one Manhattan. Not even two Manhattans. There are 10. Ten. Diez Manhattans. If you got that, you should get a prize. Here they are. In no particular order.
- Manhattan, KS
- Manhattan, IL
- Manhattan, MT
- Manhattan, NV
- Manhattan, CO
- Manhattan, FL
- Manhattan, IN
- Manhattan, MS
- Manhattan, NY
- Manhattan, PA
When it comes to geography, I am no genius. Actually, that also goes with math, science and anything that I was supposed to pay attention to in school. But really? Who would have thunk?
I asked my Facebook friends this morning if they had ever heard of Manhattan, KS. Because I was feeling a little dumb. I received 15 replies. Here’s the breakdown:
8 people said they knew. 7 responded with a resounding “NO.” Of the 8 who said they knew, 3 claim that they wouldn’t know if they didn’t live there once or had a family member live there. So, technically 10 didn’t know. The way I look at it, that is more than half. Okay, so that is more than half. Like I said. Not a genius in math.
Guess what? I don’t feel so dumb anymore. Eat that Manhattan, Kansas! But I think I’d like to visit. After all, I have a family member there.