I know every person known to man is talking about this. But I just can’t resist adding in my two cents. The Kid grew up with Miley. I completely approved of Hannah Montana. She was innocent and clean. What the hell happened to her?
I know she grew up. She can’t be Hannah forever. But come on girl. Have some damn respect. I did not watch the VMA’s. I do not tend to watch awards shows because it’s tiring watching celebrities pat themselves on the back. Where’s my award? Well, except the Oscars occasionally, and even that’s starting to get on my nerves.
The Kid showed me the clip of her at the VMA’s on Youtube. I literally threw up in my mouth. First of all, what’s with her tongue? Why does she keep sticking it out in that unattractive way? I think someone needs to tell her that that is not sexy. Gene Simmons could get away with it in his KISS days. Not Miley Cyrus. Her mamma needs to rinse that tongue with a bar of soap.
I didn’t understand the bear thing. Were those bears? Whatever they were, that was weird. She took a child’s toy and turned it into a sexual object. Yuck. I will never be able to look at a teddy bear the same again. Maybe someone can explain their purpose if I am missing the point.
The girl was practically having sex on the stage. Her and whatever his name is…Alan Thicke? Oh wait, that’s his dad, right? Geez, I suddenly feel old. They really needed to get a room. I mean come on, there is a time and place for that behavior. I don’t really care if it was an act or not. And believe me, I’m really not a prude.
When Madonna pulled stunts like that to reinvent herself and boost her career, it worked for her. But Miley? I will be pretty damn surprised if she has a career in 10 years. I do have to give her kudos though. Because I just realized as I’m finishing up here, that she wanted to stir up some controversy. She wanted the attention. She’s in her multi-million dollar mansion right now laughing it up. Because she got what she wanted. Whether it’s positive or negative, it’s attention nonetheless. I wonder what dear old dad is thinking? A proud moment for him? Probably not. I just wish she’d keep her clothes on and stop humping things. And please for the love of God, keep that damn tongue in your mouth before it gets stuck like that.