While at my local mall the other day, I saw this in the men’s department of Macy’s:
Good God, what do these dummies do after store hours? I tried to figure out his story.
First of all, what’s with the guy behind him? Never mind, I don’t think I want to know.
So, maybe he got this way by trying to change his pants? After all, look at that color. Poor guy. It’s bad enough he doesn’t have a head.
Then I looked again. Really looked…and thought, “What the hell is the matter with me? How did I miss it?” Right there in the open too. I guess it just goes to show they are all the same, human or plastic. Even if it means losing a limb…or two.